HAVE YOU HEARD LIVE ROCK CRITIC

 Wednesday, 1 June 2022

HEARD ABOUT ME

THIS IS A RECORDING FROM THE END OF MY "OUT AND ABOUT"  PERIOD WHERE I SONY "HX PRO" TAPED ANY ORIGINAL LYRICS AND MUSIC THAT I HAD CONCEIVED. I SEQUENCED MY KURZWEIL K2000 V 1 TO PLAY THE ORIGINAL SYNTHESIZED SCORE AND I RECORDED THAT LIVE,WITH MY LIVE AMPLIFIED VOCAL AND HARMONICA PERFORMANCE WITH NO CUTS.

HAVE YOU HEARD ME, PERFORMING LIVE WITH A WELL REHEARSED BAND? 

DID YOU HEAR ME PERFORM WITH MY FORTY FOUR HARMONICA, 14 SCALES X 3 TYPES OF TUNING, EACH FOR A SPECIFIC  PURPOSE, FULL SET OF  HARMONICAS?

THE EXTRA TWO HARMONICAS WERE AN F UNDER A  AND AN A OVER F. THERE WERE ALSO A FEW ODD HARMONICAS, TINY SHARP ONES AND CUMBERSOME CHROMATICS.  

THERE WERE POLICE OFFICERS IN VANCOUVER BC WHO HAD HEARD ME AND SEEN ME WHO "KNEW WHAT WE WERE TRYING TO DO" BY PERFORMING AND DID NOT THINK I WAS CRAZY.

THE SOOKE RCMP HAD NOT HEARD ME PERFORM THEY HAD HEARD MY WIFE'S EXPERT TESTIMONY THAT I WAS CRAZY, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE A ROCK STAR SHE SAID. THAT WAS ALL THE RCMP POLICE IN SOOKE BC HAD TO HAVE HEARD.

What is the Heard connotation? That is that what I was doing, particularly at the end of my "out and about period", was going around sitting in with any band I could sit in with anywhere, usually in Vancouver, but in London England once upon a time, which is what Johnny Depp did. I was not famous but I could fit in with any kind of band and play anything they wished to play.

The other relevant parallels between my musical adventures and Johnny Depp's is that he had some sort of music scene happening like my SPACE JAM which ran for many years. John Depp II  went around writing lyrics and probably tunes as well like I did. Depp was able to cruise around Los Angeles and New York and London and I was unlawfully confined here at Otter Point House with Moron Police collaborating with my Moron Ex-Wife like a bunch of bullies that have stolen a kid's hat or shoes and fling them away depriving the person of their prized possession, in my case my possession was my way out of the Basement Workshop.

I TRIED REALLY HARD AND PRACTICED ANY TIME I COULD WITH A LIVE BAND OR ALL ALONE WITH CD'S. TO BE DEFAMED, OVERRULED, SIDELINED, TERRORIZED AND PARALYZED BY MY WIFE, MY FAMILY, THE POLICE, AND EVEN THE DOGCATCHERS ON VANCOUVER ISLAND NOT IN VANCOUVER IS TERRIBLE.

DESPERATE TO GET TO PLAY I COMPOSED MY OWN TUNES, I SEQUENCED MY KEYBOARD COMPOSITIONS WITH AN ENHANCED TRUE QUADRAPHONIC TWIN KURZWEIL MIDIED SETUP AND I PRACTICED, TAPED AND VIDEOTAPED.