WHAT SIDE WAS THIS NARCISSIST ON ANYWAY

PENGUN THOUGHT THAT 

IT WAS REALLY FUNNY 

FOR ME TO BE GROWING 

MARIJUANA TO PAY 

EXTORTION TO AN 

OPPORTUNISTIC COLLARD FAMILY WOMAN'S CRIMINAL GANG AND TO HAVE POLICE ARRIVE AT 

MY HOME  WHICH THEY 

COULD SEIZE IF THEY 

FOUND A "GROW OP" 

WHEN THEY WERE SENT 

HERE BY A FAKE 911 CALL. HO HO EH!


THIS IS HOW HE GOT THE

NAME "CHRIS THE NARC".


FIRST HE SEIZED, (STOLE), 

SOME NOT INSIGNIFICANT 

QUANTITY OF MARIJUANA 

FROM THE "WOLFMAN" . 

THERE IS AN HONORABLE 

NICKNAME BASED ON HIS 

GROWING HAIR AND A 

BEARD. THE WOLF WAS 

NOT WITHOUT SIN BUT HE 

NEVER STOLE STUFF! 


THEN HE DROVE AROUND

IN HIS 1968 BUICK WILDCAT ,

"NARC BATING".


CHRIS THE NARC DROVE AROUND

FROM ONE STRUGGLING DEALER'S 

PLACE TO ANOTHERS, 

DRAWING HEAT.


I HEARD THE TAPPED PHONE HE 

GOT GOING AT THE WOLFMAN'S 

PLACE WHEN I PHONED HIM. 

POLICE CAME TO THE WOLF'S. 

THEY FLUNG OPEN THE FRONT 

DOOR AND NEVER NOTICED THE 

HUNDRED BRICKS OF LOW GRADE MARIJUANA WHICH WERE IN AN 

UMBRELLA NOOK BESIDE THE DOOR.

CHRIS WAS A CONTRARIAN SO HE 

HUNG AROUND WITH INJECTION

DRUG USERS AND CHARGED 

AROUND IN HIS VERY FAST YELLOW WILDCAT FROM ONE STRUGGLING 

SMOKE DEALER'S HOUSE TO THE

 NEXT.




I WAS LEAVING THE BURR HOUSE 

FOR PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 

WHEN THE NARCS CAME AROUND 

THE CORNER ON 62B OFF THE 

DYKE. I WENT UNDER  THE 

FREEWAY THROUGH THE 

AGRICULTURAL TUNNEL TO 

HIGHWAY 10 AND DROVE TO 

THE ROSEBERRY BRIDGE AND I 

TOOK THE NEWLY OPENED 

HIGHWAY 7 TO PEI.


A LOCAL TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL 

HAD THE RUN OF THE 4000 SQUARE

FOOT HOUSE AND WAS MAKING 

HERSELF A POT OF TEA. 

"OH MY GOD" SHE TOLD US THE 

NARCS SAID "THERE IS AN 

UPSTAIRS TOO".


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