Push Me Around, eh!

AS SUNDRY PERSONS HAVE PUSHED ME AROUND HERE ON MY PROPERTY I THINK ABOUT   "SKANK"  MY SKIDDER.

I THINK MY SKANK THE SKIDDER WOULD MAKE SHORT WORK OF ANY TRACTOR, TRUCK OR FARM.

THIS LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY SKIDDER BUT MINE IS BATTLE SCARRED AND IN DARK RED.     I THINK MY SKIDDER HAS BIGGER WHEELS AND BIGGER TIRES ON IT TOO! THE IDIOTS WHO CAME HERE WERE IN PICKUP TRUCKS MOSTLY. ON THE ROAD I HAD 

BLUEBEARD THE SCHOOL BUS WITH ITS INCREDIBLY THICK, LONG AND HUGE STEEL FRONT BUMBER AND REAR DECK.